Funny Stuff

Name: Kill the bear
Location: Anywhere
Rank: D
Team: No
Client: Random Citizen
Rewards: 500 exp and 500 Ryo
Description: A large bear has been terrorizing the local farmers. They have hired you to come in and take care of it. The bear has 40 in all stats and is seemingly fire proof.


Gekkido walked through the forest with a bag of arrows on his back and a bow in his hand. The higher-ups had insisted that a shinobi of his rank go on a mission like this armed. Little did the naive elders realize that Gekkido was a walking weapon. He didn’t need sharp knives, blades and the like on his person; because his person was the weapon. As soon as he came about thirty meters into the forest of the infamous bear, he dropped the arrows and bow to the ground, and bones protruded from his neck down to his toes. He walked lightly, but looked around with intensity. The bear was obviously cunning enough to have escaped capture up to this point, and would surely not be hiding in plain sight. After about an hour of looking, however, Gekkido began to question his own reasoning. He’d believed too blindly the reports of the farmers that the bear was some kind of unique beast with higher intelligence. It was far more likely that they were beasts of lower intelligence who’d failed to have the courage to slay the animal when it came to feed on their crops. Such fairy tales and silly interpretations only passed the high intelligence of Gekkido on days like today. Days where he was exhausted and running off of two hours of sleep for the whole week. He heard the sound of chewing and he paused.
He looked all around and saw nothing. He was on low ground so there was nowhere beneath; the only other place was to look… above. Gekkido’s head looked up just as honey dripped onto it from above. A medium-sized bear stared down innocently, a bee-hive in one paw, the other dripping in honey. Gekkido stared blankly at the animal as he slowly pulled out a bone scythe from his back. Without losing eye-contact, he violently hurled it into the stomach of the animal, killing it instantly. The bear fell far from the tree as the merciless Kaguya collapsed onto the forest floor in order to count sheep.